Washing machine, pinstripe dream
Stripped the gloss from a beauty queen Found our nest, in the Daily Express Met the vicar in a holy vest Brought up the children Church of E Now I vegetate with a colour TV Worst ever thing that ever happened to me Oh, for D.I.V.O.R.C.E., oh JudyWhatever happened to pillow fights
Whatever happened to jeans so tight, Friday nights Whatever happened to lover’s lane Whatever happened to passion games Sunday walks in the pouring rainCurling tongs, mogadons
«I got a headache baby, don’t take so long» Single beds, middle age dread Losing the war in the Waistlands spreadWho left the cap of the toothpaste tube
Who forgot to flush the loo Leave your sweaty socks outside the door Don’t walk across my polished floor, oh JudyWhatever happened to morning smiles
Whatever happened to wicked wiles, permissive styles Whatever happened to twinkling eyes, hard fast drives Complements on unnatural sizePropping up a bar, family car
Sweating out a mortgage as a balding clerk World war three, suburbanshee Just slip her these pills and I’ll be freeNo more Judy, Judy, Judy no more
Goodbye Judy